Would You Have Your Lawn Mowed by This Company?

Although I was immensely satisfied with this project (after Joc fiddled with the blades of grass to make them look less like chopsticks), this entry was almost immediately disqualified upon sunrise in the East following the night that I posted this. In retrospect, I should have stuck with the verdant greens of a water-guzzling fescue lawn. Perhaps the unmowed appearance of the W put them off too.